Nuggets of Wisdom.

Since some of my BEST writing is done under the influence of medications, I am happy to share with you some lovely thoughts of mine I had while in an NyQuil induced stupor. (I had a cold, I was not taking it recreationally. Is it my fault if I happened to enjoy it, as a side affect of it's healing properties? No.)

Last night I wanted to write a blog post about some of my favorite 90's movies- because, 90's movies were epic. But when I started to do it I kept nodding off...because of the aformentioned cold medication. So I thought, "Nah, I will have to write this later. Let me just jot down some ideas for future blog posts and then I'll go to sleep."

Here are the ideas...But I will not be turning any of them into blog posts cuz (surprise surprise) they are all pretty dumb. So, I will just share the delightful nuggets of wisdom here. Enjoy! I did not correct for grammar or spelling or sanity. I did add some pics for your viewing pleasure.


-Can we please stop using cash and just go straight digital? If the Game of Life can convert to an all electronic currency system why can't we? I hate when someone hands me change and the coins are all nasty and warm. And then my hands smell like pennies. Why do pennies have a smell? Cuz they are NASTAY.

-Why do I still have dreams where I am worried about impressing boys I liked in middle school? It makes me want to scoop out my own brain and put it in a blender.

-Sometimes if I'm just walking along and no one is watching I get an urge to jump up in the air like with a little hop to Mario when he hits a block. Cuz I know you can't see any blocks above me but some of those babies were invisible, ya know? Think of all the coins I might be missing. Oh wait I hate coins. Still gonna hop.

-It drives me nuts when people say "Are you working?" And I say "I'm staying home with my two sons right now" and they say "Oh, well, that's working! HahahahaAHAHA!" And I'm like, I know it is, jerk. If you told me you were working as a bank teller and I said "Oh, well that's working HahahahaaAHA" wouldn't that be confusing and rude? (expand rant)

-Why do we call it a 5K when this is America.

-Whoever invents a frozen yogurt machine I can install in my house is gonna get all money. Just, take it. Take it all.

-Radio advertising- why are we still doing it? Is it effective, for reals? Is there anyone who listens to it without frantically changing the station and covering their ears screaming? Why are we still trying to make this happen? It's NOT going to happen!

-I'm 29 and I still don't know what any of the terms and numbers they use in car commercials mean.

-I understand the use for socks when you are wearing shoes- but if you just randomly choose to wear socks while lounging around the house shoeless then I DON'T TRUST YOU. That is unnatural.

Well I don't really know how to end this post other than to say, I really really don't like socks.