Why I want to get LASIK ASAP

You know what would be really bad about the zombie apocalypse? I would run out of contacts, so I'd have to wear my glasses.

And I just do not look good in glasses. I don't want to be a nerd running around in my glasses all day, having to stop and use one of those special little cloth thingies to wipe zombie guts off them after a super sweet kill. 

You thought I'd be worried about losing or breaking them and, ya know, being BLiND didn't you? No, I'm just that vain.

Please donate to my LASIK fund- also known as the "keep Ally beautiful in a post apocalyptic wasteland" fund.